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About Me Member Mad Scientist Cockroach-Waltz18/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Future Wayne

Thu Jun 19, 2008, 8:29 PM
I e-mailed Wayne from my new e-mail so he has no idea who I am. I don't have a listed name so when I e-mail people there's no name listed next to my address.

Here is the e-mail:

"Dear Wayne,

This is you from the future. I'm e-mailing you to tell you that I'm wearing pink polka dot under pants, because you will turn gay. I made big poopie stains all over it because you will also adapt to an unknown illness that makes you poop your pants 24/7. Your favorite foods are fish and butter. Sometimes you eat them together in a bowl. You also like to drink peptobismol protein shakes.

Love,

Future Wayne"

I also got a job that I'm currently training for. My last day of training is tommorow and I start fo realz on Monday. I basically sit in a cubicle and call people and make them appointments but it's for a good cause. I'm going to be bored as fuck though.

  • Mood: Neutral

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Comments


:iconazurakai:
Haha, thanks for the site traffic you crazy person. Did 'manda rec. you?

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:iconcockroach-waltz:
Yeah haha.

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:iconjo-po-17:
Tu vas prendre un cours de francaise a l'universitaire? aussi, tu vas aller a Evergreen...? :star: :D RSVP.

french is soooo good in college, i learn so much!

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:iconcockroach-waltz:
PS- Ms.Shack is all HXC FRENCHHHHHHH this year. We're studying the French metro system and all this stuff and we don't even use those weak blue books. The material is like way harder.

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:iconjo-po-17:
lol. it's hard to believe she got all difficult... she was really layed back last year! but maybe since she's taking all those kids to france this year she wants them to be on top of their game. ja.

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:iconcockroach-waltz:
Hehe. You were always good at French. :] But I don't think I'm gunna study it in college. I got accepted to Evergreen and Western already. Western sent me this cute e-mail that was like "YOU GOT ACCEPTED!" with fireworks in the background lolz. I'm planning to go to Evergreen but I think I wanna visit Western just for the experience and the excuse to see Bellingham.

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:iconjo-po-17:
i only got a B this semester, there was alot of review, and some really basic thins we never learned from ms. shackleford. I really liked western when i visited it, and it snows tons there! You would like bellingham, it's artsy and super casual... I have friend who goes to evergreen, we used to work at a summer camp together, i bet she would chat with you if you wanted :) It'll be fun to hang out on wednesday!

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:iconcockroach-waltz:
Yay for Wednesday. I'm trying to talk to the students from the colleges more and more because they'd give me better opinions :]

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:iconjo-po-17:
that's good to hear :) you'll do fine where ever you choose to go. yep.

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